- Tracey Stubbs: I don't want to lie - it's because of lies and deceit that my husband's in prison. I want him to be able to trust me!
- Dorien Green: I have to say that's being very naïve
- Tracey Stubbs: Oh, it might be to you - you spend your life lying through your dentures to that husband of yours. Stick a pin in the phone book and it's odds on it'll land on someone you've had an affair with!
- Dorien Green: You are not my mother! You have no right to talk to me...
- Tracey Stubbs: [Interrupting] OH SHUT UP! Everyone round here knows you're the most popular ride outside Alton Towers!
- [Dorien runs out]
- Dorien Green: You're looking healthier already.This psychotherapy's given you a glow.
- Sharon Theodopolopoudos: That's down to her knickers been too tight.
- Tracey Stubbs: I'm thinking of having no smoking areas in this house.You'll only be able to smoke in your bedroom and the garden.
- Sharon Theodopolopoudos: Get outta of it.I've gotta have a smoke in the toilet for a start.I can't go unless I've got a fag.