- Rita Simcock: How would you like it if you were described as an ex-company-director, five foot nine, with greying black hair, bloodshot eyes, vital statistics 29-36-5-31!
- Ted Simcock: What's the five?
- Rita Simcock: What do you think?
- Ted Simcock: Rita! I mean... that's extremely personal and very insulting... and inaccurate. I mean... really!