Black Books (TV Series)
Elephants and Hens (2004)
Bill Bailey: Manny
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Quotes
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Manny : Well, instead of the? um? academic and the journalist's daughter? um? perhaps it could be about an elephant?
Bernard : An elephant?
Manny : That's right.
Bernard : I see. What's your other suggestion?
Manny : Well? um? instead of the Stalinist purges and the divorce and the investigation, um? it could be about losing a balloon.
Bernard : An elephant who loses his balloon?
Manny : That's it.
Bernard : But, but it would still be my story in essence?
Manny : Oh, yeah.
Bernard : My vision?
Manny : Completely.
Bernard : Yes, all right! Let's do that, then!
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[Manny reads "The Elephant and the Balloon", the children's book he and Bernard have spent all night writing]
Manny : There's the elephant. He's happy with his balloon. Oh no! It's gone! Where is it? It's not behind the rhino. Look in the alligator's mouth.
Manny , Bernard : It's not there either.
Manny : Ohhhh... the monkey's got it in the tree!
Manny , Bernard : He brings it back. They all drink lemonade. The end.
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Manny : Bernard, it's hot in the worm.
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Manny : 'My, what a lovely carrot' said the hippo. 'Yes, but is it organic?' said the rabbit in a squeaky voice.
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Mother : [deleted scene] Hello, do you have the latest in the Doom Castle series?
Bernard : The what?
Mother : You know, it's the books where there's a group of children and they worship a horned god.
Manny : Yes, it's right here. Anything that gets them reading, eh?
Bernard : 6.66
Mother : All her friends love it too, they come round and have their little ceremonies, don't you dear?
Girl : We observe the sacred rites. As all must.
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Manny : The modern child, what does he want to read?
Bernard : ...Who cares? We've got to write for ourselves as children. Back when innocence was legal. Back when you would go cycling for three hours just to tell a friend you saw a frog.
Manny : All I ever needed for entertainment was a Breezeblock and a bit of an old bone.
Bernard : I bet you conquered Worlds with that bit of old bone.
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Manny : Well, instead of the... um... academic and the journalist's daughter... um... perhaps it could be about an elephant?
Bernard : An elephant?
Manny : That's right.
Bernard : I see. What's your other suggestion?
Manny : Well... um... instead of the Stalinist purges and the divorce and the investigation, um... it could be about loosing a balloon.
Bernard : An elephant who looses his balloon?
Manny : That's it.
Bernard : But, but it would still be my story in essence?
Manny : Oh, yeah.
Bernard : My vision?
Manny : Completely.
Bernard : Yes, alright! Let's do that, then!