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- Charmaine 'Schultzy' Schultz: Hello, all you grown-up kiddies. This is your 'tell me a story lady' Aunt Schultzy. Tonight, I'm going to tell you about the big, bad boss and Little Blonde Riding Hood. Once upon a time, there arrived from Sweden a famous beauty queen named Ingrid and it became the boss's happy assignment to fly her to a convention. Now, he couldn't speak Swedish, but any teacher would have given him 'A' for effort.