- Emily Hartley: [Addressing Bob, who came home to find all the furniture rearranged] You hate it, right?
- Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: I won't say I hate it; it's just alien to anything I've ever liked before.
- Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: [Unhappy with Emily's choice of marriage counselor] Emily, I thought you were supposed to find someone neutral.
- Emily Hartley: I did.
- Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: She's a woman!
- Emily Hartley: That's right, Bob. I said neutral, not neuter.
- Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: Emily, when you're ready to talk about this, I'll be sitting in my easy... fern.