The Bob Newhart Show (TV Series)
We Love You... Good-Bye (1974)
Bill Daily: Howard Borden
Quotes
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Emily Hartley : [Bob, and Emily are rushing about in the apartment, as Bob's former women's group - now Emily's - is going to be there any 2nd,Into this, walks Howard - looking for tape - to help wrap a gift; for a stag party he's going to.Just then, the doorbell rings. Emily opens the door, and all the women arrive, at once] HI!
[Michele walks in first. In a dress]
Emily Hartley : oh, you look wonderful!
Michelle Nardo : Oh, hI, Dr. Hartley!
Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley : [Bob looks at Michelle, and notices she's in a dress] HI, Michelle. I've never seen you in a dress before.
Michelle Nardo : I know! It's the first time my legs had been out since I was 10.
Mrs. Cowens : And I'm not wearing a girdle. I feel loose as a goose!
Emily Hartley : Well, I'd better get my coat...
[Howard starts to walk over towards the front door]
Emily Hartley : it must be windy out
[Howard starts right behind Joan Rossi, who's giving him the eye. She also has a giant Afro hair-do]
Emily Hartley : Joan; you look so... natural!
[Joan chuckles]
Joan Rossi : And I never felt better.
[replying to Emily, what's staring at Howard, was just staring back, blank-faced]
Joan Rossi : I mean I-I discovered I don't I don't have to flaunt it to be attractive...
[Rolling her eyes at Howard]
Joan Rossi : ... if you know what I mean.
[giggles]
Howard Borden : [Stone-faced, staring back at Joan] No.