The Bob Newhart Show (TV Series)

We Love You... Good-Bye (1974)

Suzanne Pleshette: Emily Hartley

Quotes 

• Emily Hartley : [It's 2am, and Bob's come home - drunk. Emily was in the bedroom, but, Bob's making such noise in the kitchen, she comes out. Bob's got a pizza with him]  Bob, didn't you have anything to eat, all night?

  Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley : [Speaking slowly, and slightly slurred, and is using the wall by the kitchen to hold himself upright]  I had some, uh, olives, at Guido's .

  Emily Hartley : Guido?

  Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley : Guido made the pizza.

  Emily Hartley : Oh.

  Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley : Pizza is Guido's life. Guido taught me what 'antipasto' means.

  Emily Hartley : What does it mean, Bob?

  Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley : 'Against pasto'. By the same token, uh, 'provolone', means 'in favor of volone'.

  [Bob breaks up laughing] 

• Emily Hartley : [Bob, and Emily are rushing about in the apartment, as Bob's former women's group - now Emily's - is going to be there any 2nd,Into this, walks Howard - looking for tape - to help wrap a gift; for a stag party he's going to.Just then, the doorbell rings. Emily opens the door, and all the women arrive, at once]  HI!

  [Michele walks in first. In a dress] 

  Emily Hartley : oh, you look wonderful!

  Michelle Nardo : Oh, hI, Dr. Hartley!

  Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley : [Bob looks at Michelle, and notices she's in a dress]  HI, Michelle. I've never seen you in a dress before.

  Michelle Nardo : I know! It's the first time my legs had been out since I was 10.

  Mrs. Cowens : And I'm not wearing a girdle. I feel loose as a goose!

  Emily Hartley : Well, I'd better get my coat...

  [Howard starts to walk over towards the front door] 

  Emily Hartley : it must be windy out

  [Howard starts right behind Joan Rossi, who's giving him the eye. She also has a giant Afro hair-do] 

  Emily Hartley : Joan; you look so... natural!

  [Joan chuckles] 

  Joan Rossi : And I never felt better.

  [replying to Emily, what's staring at Howard, was just staring back, blank-faced] 

  Joan Rossi : I mean I-I discovered I don't I don't have to flaunt it to be attractive...

  [Rolling her eyes at Howard] 

  Joan Rossi : ... if you know what I mean.

  [giggles] 

  Howard Borden : [Stone-faced, staring back at Joan]  No.