James Dicarlo: Jeffrey

Quotes 

• Bob Patterson : I am not uptight, I am appropriate.

  Janet : Bob Patterson, you are the most repressed human being on this Earth. Do you know that in the seven years we were married, I can't ever remember seeing you naked.

  Jeffrey : Huh. Count your blessings.

  Bob Patterson : You're being ridiculous.

  Janet : Every night we'd get under the covers and there'd be twenty minutes of grunting and sweating and twisting and that was jsut you getting out of your robe!

  Bob Patterson : Well, excuse me for trying to be mysterious.

  Jeffrey : X-Files in mysterious - you're a head-job.

  Janet : All right, there's no mystery, okay? You are just ashamed of your body. That's why you wear a T-shirt when you go swimming.

  Bob Patterson : I don't like to go topless.

  Jeffrey : He says topless because he has boobs.

  Bob Patterson : Jeffrey, I do not have... boobs.

  Jeffrey : You can't even say "boobs" without getting all nervous. Doctor Tecnic says you're self-loathing.

  Bob Patterson : Does Doctor Tecnic ever discuss you in these sessions?

  Jeffrey : I can say boobs - no problem. Doctor Tecnic says that's amazing, considering...

  Jeffrey : Considering what? The fact that you've never seen any.

  [smirking like he got a zinger in] 

  Jeffrey : I've seen yours.