Boston Legal (TV Series)

Finding Nimmo (2005)

James Spader: Alan Shore

Quotes 

• Alan Shore : [Reading a book about sea lice that are threating the salmon population]  Oh my God. This book? The Stain Upon the Sea? It's all about these sea lice.

  Denny Crane : Interesting.

  Alan Shore : They call them cling-ons.

  Denny Crane : Did you say Klingons?

• Denny Crane : You're one of those environmental lawyers?

  Peter Barrett : Is there something wrong with that?

  Denny Crane : They're evildoers. Yesterday it's a tree, today it's a salmon, tomorrow it's, "Let's not dig up Alaska for oil because it's too pretty." Let me tell you something - I came out here to enjoy nature. Don't talk to me about the environment.

  Alan Shore : All reality, none of it scripted.

• Alan Shore : You still have a timeout. You just sit there.

  Denny Crane : We need to go to the woods and touch ourselves... get in touch with ourselves.

• Alan Shore : Mindful that abroad, people expect shock and awe when Yankees arrive on the scene, we shall leave you with two small but lasting words...

  Denny Crane : Denny Crane, eh.

• Denny Crane : [Denny wakes up to find Alan in his bed]  WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?

  Alan Shore : I don't know!

  Denny Crane : What do you mean you don't know?

  Alan Shore : I... got scared! I thought I heard a bear outside!