- Denny Crane: I actually begin my dates by putting cash right on the table.
- Alan Shore: And that works?
- Denny Crane: With the hookers.
- Denny Crane: First off, I haven't had sex with a camel since I was in the army. And the camel never complained, by the way.
- Attorney Michael Eaves: [the oposing side is offering $1.4 million to settle the case] That's everything, Denise. You either take it or we go back.
- Denise Bauer: [whispering to her client] I think there's more.
- José Patino: [also whispering] This is good, Denise.
- Denise Bauer: Are you sure?
- José Patino: Yes.
- Denise Bauer: Okay.
- [turns back to the other lawyers]
- Denise Bauer: Well... back to court we go.
- Attorney Michael Eaves: You can't be serious.
- Denise Bauer: Our jury research consultant says we should get something with a two. I trust them. Let's go.
- Attorney Michael Eaves: One-seven. It's as high as I'm authorized.
- Denise Bauer: Payable now?
- Attorney Michael Eaves: All of it.
- Denise Bauer: Done.
- Attorney Michael Eaves: No admission.
- Denise Bauer: Check by end of business tomorrow?
- Attorney Michael Eaves: Done.
- Denise Bauer: You'll draft?
- Attorney Michael Eaves: Yes.