Boy Meets World (TV Series)

Chick Like Me (1997)

Danielle Fishel: Topanga Lawrence

Quotes 

• Topanga : So Shawn, how does it feel to wear panty-hose?

  Shawn Hunter : Not Shawn.

  Cory : No, you're right.

  Topanga : Yeah, he needs a girl's name.

  Cory : Okay this is easy. How about... Janet.

  Shawn Hunter : No no no no. Not Janet.

  Cory : What possible difference could it make?

  Topanga : Cory!

  [turns to Shawn] 

  Topanga : You've thought about this before, haven't you?

  Shawn Hunter : A little.

  Topanga : And what name have you thought about?

  Shawn Hunter : Well... Veronica.

• Cory : [after Shawn's date with Gary is settled]  Shawnie! Way to go!

  Topanga : You got the date!

  [Shawn is silent and looks worried] 

  Cory : What?

  Shawn Hunter : I've got nothing to wear!

• Topanga : Do you want me to dress you up like a girl?

  Cory : Yes, Topanga. Make Cory pretty!

• [last lines] 

  Topanga : What's wrong?

  Cory : My hosiery is still bunching!

• Topanga : Why are you carrying his books?

  Cory : Well, we're trying to create the illusion that Shawn's a girl, so I thought this would help.

  Topanga : You never carry my books.

  Cory : Well, look at him!

  [smiles while checking Shawn out] 

• Cory : Where are you going?

  Shawn Hunter : He touched me!

  Cory : Where?

  Shawn Hunter : On my knee! It's MY knee, what makes him think it's HIS knee?

  Topanga : Maybe you sent him a signal?

  Shawn Hunter : The only signal I sent him was stop!

  Topanga : Sounds like he didn't listen.

  Shawn Hunter : I'm not like that. I'm not! I never will be again.

  Cory : Okay well here he comes.

  Shawn Hunter : No, no no! I quit!

  Cory : You can't, we have an article to finish!

  Shawn Hunter : I should have worn a pants suit!

  Gary : Look, uh, sorry I got a little... agressive. You know, nobody respects women more than me! You forgive me?

  Cory : [speaking as the waitress he pretends to be]  Ofcourse she forgives you! You two are just adorable together! Isn't he just delish?

  Gary : [to Shawn/Veronica]  Tell you what? How about I teach you how to play foosball?

  Shawn Hunter : How about I teach you?

  [goes ahead] 

  Gary : [laughs]  Yeah right.

  Cory : My hosery is bunching!