- Frankie Stechino: [Harley has caught Gloria and Frankie on a date] Harley, I know this looks bad but I can explain.
- Harvey 'Harley' Keiner: I look forward to hearing it.
- Frankie Stechino: I went behind your back and stole your girl.
- Shawn Hunter: This is hard for me to say.
- Frankie Stechino: This is hard for me today.
- Shawn Hunter: Because I've watched you for so long and I've always dreamed of telling you how I feel about you.
- Frankie Stechino: Because I've watched you. So long. And I've always dreamed of something