Boy Meets World (TV Series)

Eric Hollywood (1998)

Rider Strong: Shawn Hunter, Schneider, Self

Quotes 

• Cory Matthews : What are you looking for?

  Eric Matthews : Well, I'm supposed to shoot hoops and I can't find them anywhere.

  Cory Matthews : Can't find what?

  Eric Matthews : My tube socks! My lucky tube socks! Have you seen them anywhere?

  Cory Matthews : Oh, uh, you're gonna find this kind of hard to believe Eric but, uh, last night for no logical reason that you could possibly think of, I did the wash instead of Mom and well... This is so funny.

  Eric Matthews : Where are my lucky tube socks?

  Cory Matthews : [Producing a tiny pair of tube socks]  Well, I don't think they're so lucky anymore.

  Will Friedle : ["Eric" breaks character now revealing that he is, in fact, Will Friedle]  That's not the line!

  Ben Savage : What?

  Will Friedle : The line was, "Honey, I shrunk the tube socks".

  Ben Savage : Oh, uh, I know. I'm sorry, Will. I was trying something new.

  Will Friedle : Ohhhh! You were just trying something new? Here why don't you try this?

  [he begins throwing laundry at Ben Savage] 

  Will Friedle : Is this new?

  [He continues throwing things, breaking dishes and screaming] 

  Will Friedle : Is this new to you? New! YAAAAH! I quit! I'm outta here!

  [He storms off the set. Shawn enters] 

  Shawn Hunter : Cory, Eric. Guess what? I blew up another mailbox.

  [He looks around at the trashed set and breaks character] 

  Rider Strong : What? Did Will flip out again?

  Ben Savage : Yeah, yeah he did. What are we gonna do? I mean, he's gonna be hard to replace.

  Rider Strong : Yeah, you're right.

  [They look around] 

  Rider Strong : Hey banana boy! Wanna be a star?

  Ben Savage : Huh?

• Schneider : Look, Rory. All you have to do is get the keys to your father's car and his credit card.

  Ben Sandwich : I don't know Shane. I got a real bad feeling about this one, you know. I've never done anything like this bef-Oh man! We're doing this story again? How many times have we done this, Matt? A hundred thousand?

  Schneider : He's yelling again. Stop the yelling.

  Ben Sandwich : You know, how can I learn so much every week and still be so stupid?

  Schneider : Oh! Make him stop! Make him stop!

• Schneider : Sometimes I get shy. People who aren't shy make me nervous.

  Wounded Bird Actress : Hi!

  Schneider : Oh, no. It's her.

  Wounded Bird Actress : Oh! Are you the new guy?

  Eric Matthews : Yeah.

  Wounded Bird Actress : Have you met Schneider? Schneider is very shy.

  [she hugs Schneider] 

  Schneider : Too close! Too close! Too close!

  Wounded Bird Actress : Deep down I'm shy too. I'm a wounded bird. Schneider and me are wounded birds!

  Schneider : [whispering to Eric]  Help me!

• Ben Sandwich : Hey, Schneider. Listen, maybe you can give me a little something to play off today, okay? Huh? You dead person. You silent freak. You know, I am so sick and tired of carrying this show.

  Schneider : I'm sorry, Mr. Sandwich, please don't be upset with me. I need this job so I can pay for college and get an education.

  Ben Sandwich : [laughs]  An education? Son, listen. This show goes four years, they'll give you an honorary degree. You'll be Doctor Creepy Weirdo.