Boy Meets World (TV Series)

Everybody Loves Stuart (1998)

Danielle Fishel: Topanga Lawrence

Quotes 

• George Feeny : How did you know what dormitory Topanga was in?

  Stuart : She told me. She told me she lived in the McCay Dorms. She offered it to me un-prompted. Isn't that right, Topanga?

  Topanga Lawrence : Yes, that's true but that wasn...

  Stuart : Thank you.

  George Feeny : Did you really think it was proper? I mean, I'm talking about simple, human propriety. To be in a young female student's bedroom?

  Stuart : A dorm room. Also serves as a living room, or a TV room or a study. It was not a bedroom when I was in there.

  George Feeny : Stuart! Do you believe as college professor that it's okay to be alone in a dorm room with a young, female student?

  Stuart : The door was open. I even asked her roommate to stay. In fact it was Topanga who shooed Angela away. Isn't that right, Topanga?

  Topanga Lawrence : She was on her way to the student union. I didn't feel the ne...

  Stuart : Thank you. Anymore questions, George?

  George Feeny : Just one. Is it okay if I rip off your head and roll it down the hallway?

• Shawn Hunter : My soap opera name is Patrick Trailer Park.

  Angela Moore : Well, mine is Shawnene Martin Luther King Boulevard.

  [Everyone stares] 

  Angela Moore : Gosh, I gotta get some black friends.

  Rachel McGuire : So, Topanga what's your middle name?

  Topanga Lawrence : I don't wanna play.

  Jack Hunter : Why not?

  Topanga Lawrence : I have a weird middle name.

  Jack Hunter : Your first name's Topanga. What could your middle name be? Shmaboogie?