Boy Meets World (TV Series)

I Was a Teenage Spy (1996)

Anthony Tyler Quinn: Jonathan Turner

Quotes 

• Cory Matthews : Forty years from now, I can say with total confidence, a man will walk on the moon, pizza will have cheese baked right into the crust and men and women will be equal partners in the workplace and in their relationships.

  Jonathan Turner : [laughs]  What an imagination. Tell us more about that pizza.

• Jonathan Turner : The atomic bomb falls. We see a brilliant flash. Now, what do we do?

  Students : We duck and cover.

  Jonathan Turner : Correct. Here we go. Flash!

  [Everyone but Cory ducks underneath your desk] 

  Jonathan Turner : You're dead, Brad.

  Cory Matthews : Mr Turner, you're telling me that if the atomic bomb falls I'll be safe if I go like this?

  [Covers his head with his arms] 

  Jonathan Turner : No, no, no.

  [Shows what he's saying] 

  Jonathan Turner : You gotta drop to the ground, duck under desk, curl up, cover neck.

  Cory Matthews : And kiss your butt goodbye.

  [the students laugh and Mr. Turner stands up angrily] 

  Jonathan Turner : Alright. Who said that? Who said... utt-bay?

  Shawnzie Hunterelli : I did, Mr. Turner. I said "butt"!

• Eli Williams : Matthews, just the man we want to see.

  Cory Matthews : Don't you guys get enough of me at school?

  Jonathan Turner : Yeah, more than. How would you like to help a couple teachers hand out some fliers?

  Cory Matthews : I wouldn't.

  Eli Williams : Alright. Thanks a lot.

  [They both hand him their stacks of fliers and walk off] 

• Jonathan Turner : Alright guys, I heard a bell. That means get in the class now!

  [No one moves] 

  Jonathan Turner : Come on. It's my first day. You're gonna make me look bad.