"Boy Meets World" It's a Wonderful Night (TV Episode 1994) - William Daniels as George Feeny

Alan Matthews : [to Mr. Feeny] You are the worst babysitter that ever lived.

George Feeny : And your children are the spawn of Satan.
George Feeny : Hello, Eric.

Eric Matthews : I was wondering if you could help me out with a problem I've got.

George Feeny : Always happy to assist a former student.

Eric Matthews : See, our babysitter canceled, so...

George Feeny : Judy Horn?

Eric Matthews : Yeah, some kind of a skin crisis.

George Feeny : I don't even want to think about what a crisis for her would be. Her whole head would have to pop.
George Feeny : [to Tony] Might I inquire why you won't release the car?

Tony : It's like I told the kid: you ain't got a license, you ain't getting the car.

George Feeny : Aren't.

Tony : What?

George Feeny : You aren't getting the car.

Tony : Wrong, pal. I already got the car.

George Feeny : No, no. You misunderstand me. I was simply correcting your grammar.

Tony : I don't need talking lessons from a guy who's wearing an earring.
George Feeny : [after ejecting the "Stumpy's Revenge" videotape, destroying it in the process] This is rated "R."

Shawn Hunter : Yeah, "R" for wrecked!
George Feeny : [to Eric] And as for you, young man, I want you to go to your room and wait till your parents return.

Eric Matthews : Just because you were once my sixth grade teacher does not give you the right to tell me what to do.

George Feeny : Go to your room!

Eric Matthews : Apparently it does.

[goes to his room]

William Daniels: George Feeny