- Jason Marsden: One time, wouldn't it be incredible- I mean, truly incredible- if a beautiful girl came right up to me, tapped me on the shoulder and said, "I've had my eye on you. You are unbelievably handsome. You wanna talk for a few minutes?"
- [He sighs and looks up]
- Jason Marsden: Is that too much of a thing to ask?
- Alexis: Excuse me.
- [She taps Eric on the shoulder and he turns around]
- Alexis: I've had my eye on you. Are you aware that you're unbelievably handsome?
- Jason Marsden: [Jason looks up again] You missed.
- Topanga Lawrence: [while reading Cory's paper] My model wife won't care how dirty my room gets. She'll always let me win at video games. She'll play street hockey any time of the day or night. Why don't you just marry Shawn?
- Cory Matthews: [Cory and Shawn look at each other] Because our kids would look like horses.