Boy Meets World (TV Series)
On the Air (1995)
Anthony Tyler Quinn: Jonathan Turner
Quotes
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George Feeny : Was your aunt Ruthie at Woodstock?
Jonathan Turner : No, I don't think so.
George Feeny : Must've been another Ruthie Turner.
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Jonathan Turner : Hello, you're on the air.
George Feeny : Yes, I'm a first time caller. Love the show.
Jonathan Turner : You have a question?
George Feeny : More of a comment, really. I thought you did a commendable job handling a rather difficult situation.
Jonathan Turner : Thank you, caller.
George Feeny : And I do have a question. I'm curious as to what you think the appropriate punishment would be for your two guests.
Jonathan Turner : I'm thinking a week's detention.
George Feeny : Couldn't quite hear that. There seems to be some static on the line.
Jonathan Turner : A month's detention.
George Feeny : Loud and clear.
Cory Matthews : Well, you know, that's one man's opinion. Let's hear from some other listeners.
[He pushes a button]
Eric Matthews : I say lock 'em up and throw away the key!
Cory Matthews : Get off the phone, Eric!
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Jonathan Turner : Look, the only way you guys get back on the air is if I talk to Feeny.
Cory Matthews : Yeah, like you can talk to Feeny. He doesn't think straight, Mr. Turner. He doesn't even believe in the Constitution.
Shawn Hunter : Yeah. He totally ignores the first commandment.
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George Feeny : Your young protégés overstepped the boundaries of good taste.
Jonathan Turner : Well, who decides what's good taste?
George Feeny : You're looking at him, baby.
Jonathan Turner : Look, Hunter and Matthews don't get stoked about much around here, but they really got into their radio show, and I think they deserve a second chance. With a little more adult supervision.
George Feeny : Who would be the adult?
Jonathan Turner : You're looking at him, baby.
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Jonathan Turner : Why was it so important to get back on the air, that you were willing to shaft me?
Cory Matthews : You wouldn't understand.
Jonathan Turner : Well, pretend I'm stupid.
Shawn Hunter : [slowly] We... went... on... the radio.
Jonathan Turner : Pretend I'm smarter!
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Jonathan Turner : Listen, I hear the censor yanked two of my DJs off the air.
George Feeny : Yes, it's a wonder the censor didn't come after their counter-culture, hippy faculty advisor.
Jonathan Turner : Hippy? George, my aunt Ruthie was a hippy.
George Feeny : Yes, and my papa was a rolling stone.