Boy Meets World (TV Series)

On the Fence (1993)

William Daniels: George Feeny

Quotes 

• Cory Matthews : So, are you cutting your flowers?

  Mr. George Feeny : I am pruning my prized eglanteria floribundas - a fragile hybrid that I have meticulously cultivated over the past few seasons.

  Cory Matthews : Well, for a small fee, I can hack off the rest of that dead stuff.

  Mr. George Feeny : You stay away from my roses!

  Cory Matthews : Uh, you know, Mr. Feeny, I was thinking. Autumn's here, and winter's just around the corner.

  Mr. George Feeny : That's typically the pattern.

  Cory Matthews : And if you give me fifty bucks now, I'll shovel your snow all winter.

  Mr. George Feeny : Payment in advance? For a task linked to factors as unpredictable as the weather? Hardly seems fair.

  Cory Matthews : Come on, Mr. Feeny, have some pity. I've been out of work for eleven years.

  Mr. George Feeny : Well, I do have some shutters that are in dire need of paint.

  Cory Matthews : Cool. What's it pay?

  Mr. George Feeny : Well, I could go as high as, oh, five.

  Cory Matthews : Dollars? Get a pulse! Five bucks to paint all those?

  Mr. George Feeny : Five dollars apiece, Mr. Matthews. That's five times two shutters times eight windows.

  Cory Matthews : Five times two... times eight. What's that, like, Fifty-eight bucks?

  Mr. George Feeny : Fifty-eight dollars it is.

  [He shakes Cory's hand] 

  Mr. George Feeny : You are worth every inch of that C-plus I gave you in math.

• Morgan Matthews : [sitting on the kitchen counter on the phone with 911]  I'm stuck here. My parents are outside fighting.

  [pause] 

  Morgan Matthews : Hold on, let me check. Mommy! What's our address?

  Mr. George Feeny : [from outside]  You're drowning my florabundas!

  Morgan Matthews : They just shot the neighbor!