Boy Meets World (TV Series)
On the Fence (1993)
Rider Strong: Shawn Hunter
Quotes
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Cory Matthews : Say you could pick any superhero to be your dad. Who would you choose?
Ellis : Batman, no question. Live in a cool cave, borrow the Batmobile.
Shawn Hunter : He lets Robin hang out with him and play with all his stuff. And Robin's not even his real kid. He's his ward.
Ellis : How do you get to be a ward?
Cory Matthews : Batman? Is he faster than a speeding bullet? I don't think so. Is he more powerful than a locomotive?
[wiggles his finger]
Cory Matthews : Uh-uh. I'd want Superman.
Shawn Hunter : Sees through walls. You'd never get away with anything.
Ellis : Because I'd make somebody a very cool ward.
Cory Matthews : I'd like to have Superman for a dad.
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Cory Matthews : You kids and your water wars. I'd love to join you, but I'm having way too much fun here.
Shawn Hunter : You're bailing on the water war?
Ellis : To paint a fence?
Cory Matthews : You say paint a fence, I say par-ty. And by the way, even if you wanted to, I wouldn't cut you in on this action.
Shawn Hunter : Why not? I thought we were friends.
Ellis : Yeah, how come you're cutting us out?
Stuart Minkus : People, people, am I the only one who read the summer reading list?
[pauses when nobody answers]
Stuart Minkus : Tom Sawyer?
[pauses again]
Stuart Minkus : He's sucking you in to do the work for him.
[Ellis points his water gun at Cory]
Cory Matthews : [referring to Minkus' yellow Paddington Bear rainsuit] Guys, who are you gonna listen to, me or the banana?
Shawn Hunter : Well, let's see. The banana says play. You say work. We're gonna hang with the big yellow guy.