Boy Meets World (TV Series)

Pilot (1993)

William Daniels: George Feeny

Quotes 

• Cory Matthews : Mr. Feeny, who cares about a guy who killed himself for some dumb girl?

  Mr. George Feeny : The tragedy here, Mr. Matthews, is not about a dumb girl, or the boy who kills himself because of her. It's about the all-consuming power of love. And the inevitability of its influence on each of our lives.

  Cory Matthews : [pauses]  Are you aware that I'm only eleven years old?

• Cory Matthews : Mr. Feeny, this stinks.

  Mr. George Feeny : It's supposed to stink, Mr. Matthews. It's detention. You're being detained from whatever it is you'd rather be doing.

  Cory Matthews : Well, I think it's a cruel and unusual life-sucking torture.

  Mr. George Feeny : You've captured the essence.

• Mr. George Feeny : There is no gravity in space, Mr. Matthews, therefore astronauts suck UP. Learn from them.

• Mr. George Feeny : Mr. Matthews, I spend 35 to 40 hours a week dealing with the perceived problems of whiny, little people like yourself. Now, this is my lunch period. My respite from the fray. I spend four hours with you every morning and three hours with you every afternoon. Now, for God's sake get out of my face!

• Cory Matthews : Mr. Feeny, may I sit down?

  Mr. George Feeny : I'd rather you didn't.

  Cory Matthews : [turns towards Shawn and Nicolas]  Hates me!

• Shawn Hunter : Cory.

  Cory Matthews : Huh?

  Shawn Hunter : What's the score?

  Cory Matthews : Bottom of the third. Two outs. Dykstra's on second. Kruk's on first. three and two to Daulton.

  Mr. George Feeny : [Mr Feeny appears and moves Cory's hand out of the way to reveal his earbud. Feeny then pulls it all the way out]  What's this Mr. Matthews?

  Cory Matthews : Huh? What'd you say, Mr. Feeny? You took my hearing aid.

  Mr. George Feeny : [He puts the earbud in his ear]  Smoltz delivers. Daulton swings Oh, he got a piece of that one. It's a long drive deep to center. Otis Nixon back, back to the warning track. Climbs up the wall and...

  Mr. George Feeny : [Mr. Feeny pulls the earbud out before hearing the outcome and turns off the radio]  Mr. Matthews, "Romeo and Juliet" is Shakespeare's ultimate test of love between a man and a woman.