Boy Meets World (TV Series)
She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not (1994)
William Russ: Alan Matthews
Quotes
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Alan Matthews : Your mom told me you're having a little confab about a girl.
Cory Matthews : Not any normal girl, a totally weird girl Topanga Lawrence.
Alan Matthews : Well, I bet most girls seem a little weird to you at this age.
Cory Matthews : Come on, Dad. You don't understand. I'm not talking "I'm a guy and I don't understand girls. " I'm talking really, truly weird. She eats sandwiches made out of brown rice and has a sister named Nebula.
Alan Matthews : Well, what seems to be the problem between you and this girl?
Cory Matthews : No problem. See, I thought she had a crush on me. She kept hanging around and doing things for me.
Alan Matthews : And you liked that.
Cory Matthews : No, I hated it but then I found out she really likes Eric.
Alan Matthews : And you were relieved.
Cory Matthews : No.
Alan Matthews : Disappointed?
Cory Matthews : No.
Alan Matthews : Confused.
Cory Matthews : See, Dad? You always know.
Alan Matthews : Well, get used to being confused, pal because girls are going to be rattling your cage for the next 60 years.
Cory Matthews : Till I'm 71?
Alan Matthews : Yeah, but then you get a break.
Cory Matthews : You do?
Alan Matthews : Yeah. You die.