Boy Meets World (TV Series)

Show Me the Love (1999)

Will Friedle: Eric Matthews

Quotes 

• Eric Matthews : Everybody, look at my head!

  Jack Hunter : No. I promised myself I'm not going to look at his head all year.

• Eric Matthews : All right, everybody, I think it was clear that my life needed examination and change. I think it was clear that a drastic measure needed to be taken so that Eric Matthews could reach the next plateau in his life In my life. In all of our lives. Would you like to know what he did? What I did? What he all did?

  Everyone In The Union : No!

  Rachel McGuire : Okay, Eric, tell us what you did.

  Eric Matthews : I did a little something called this

  [He pulls off a wig to reveal his hair is now shorter than it's ever been] 

  Rachel McGuire : Eric, I don't understand. You said you loved your long hair. You swore you'd never cut it.

  Eric Matthews : I didn't just cut it. I had, like, a religious experience. I had a deeply meaningful, life-altering metamorphosis. I also got a bikini wax. Check this out.

  [He pulls at his jeans before he's stopped] 

  Rachel McGuire : No! Eric, please.

  Eric Matthews : All right, so, anyway, I'm getting my hair cut, right? I'm sitting on the pony and I'm watching my once-precious locks fall to the floor. That's when I realized that the stuff that was so important to me last week doesn't mean a thing to me today, so this new haircut symbolizes the new Eric, the smarter Eric.

  Rachel McGuire : Wait a second. What are you going to do when your hair grows back?

  Eric Matthews : [scoffs]  It's not going to grow back. I got my receipt.