Boy Meets World (TV Series)

The Provider (2000)

Ben Savage: Cory Matthews

Quotes 

• Topanga Matthews : Guess what happened to me at work today!

  Cory Matthews : I can't talk now, Schanazzi; my wife's home. I'll call you later.

  [removes headset] 

  Topanga Matthews : Cory, I have the best news! I can't wait to tell you!

  Cory Matthews : This... is gonna be the kind of job... where I take aspirin... a lot! How you doin'?

  [walks away to the back while Topanga puts on the headset and dials] 

  Topanga Matthews : Hello? Hi! Is this, uh, Donna Santiangelo? Oh! Great! This is Topanga!

  [laughs] 

  Topanga Matthews : Oh, you're so sweet. Donna's a great name, too! Uh, anyway, I'm one of those annoying magazine people who call at the worst time I know. Don't you just hate us?

  [Cory walks back in behind Topanga with an aspirin bottle] 

  Cory Matthews : Yeah! LIke you're gonna sell a magazine! I couldn't sell one magazine, and I'm in the business!

  Topanga Matthews : [ignoring Cory]  What? Um... yeah! That's one of our magazines! Uh-huh. And that.

  [jots down something with a pencil] 

  Topanga Matthews : All of them? Fantastic! We'll bill you.

  [removes headset] 

  Topanga Matthews : That was fun.

  [Topanga is joyful while Cory is the opposite] 

  Cory Matthews : [deadpanned disbelief]  You sold a magazine?

  Topanga Matthews : Eight! You must have sold like 800! How many did you sell?

  [gets up and goes to Cory] 

  Topanga Matthews : Tell me; tell me!

  Cory Matthews : Perhaps you didn't hear me when I said "I didn't sell one magazine and I'm in the business," seventeen seconds ago.

  Topanga Matthews : Right. So Judy - she's my boss - she calls me into her office today with two other associate editors. She asks me for my opinion on what our first cover should be! Apparently the other two hated the one I picked but Judy loved the one I picked and we're gonna use the one I picked! Can you believe it? Me! The one I picked!

  Cory Matthews : [trying to open aspirin]  So, she promoted you?

  Topanga Matthews : Yes! Isn't that something?

  [Topanga, having sat on the couch again while talking to Cory, gets up and immediately opens the aspirin he is struggling with and he sheepishly takes it]