Boy Meets World (TV Series)

Wake Up, Little Cory (1994)

Blake Soper: Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein

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• Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein : Hey, hey, hey, Matthews. What the heck you doing here?

  Cory Matthews : Oh, we're making a documentary. It's about what everybody thinks about love and stuff.

  Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein : Hey, that's cool. What's it about?

  Cory Matthews : I'll show it to you when it's done.

  Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein : Can I be in it?

  Cory Matthews : You're in it now.

  Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein : You gonna ask me a question?

  Cory Matthews : Ok. What do you have to say about men and women and... huh... you know?

  Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein : Ok. Sex is very beautiful. Especially within the confines of a loving, monogamous relationship. Preferably marriage.

  Cory Matthews : That's really nice.

  Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein : Hey, thanks. Hey, is it all right if I say hi to my kids?

• Harvey 'Harley' Keiner : Joey tells me you're shooting a documentary in my hallway. Did I say you could shoot a documentary in my hallway?

  Cory Matthews : It's OK. It's for school.

  Harvey 'Harley' Keiner : Yeah, yeah... school. But nevertheless, here I see you shooting without the proper permits.

  Cory Matthews : Permits?

  Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein : Yeah, I think what Harley's gonna need here is a location plus new equipment rental fee.

  Cory Matthews : How much is that?

  Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein : How much you got?

  Cory Matthews : Three bucks.

  Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein : Three bucks. But if you let Harley pound your face, maybe we could work out a discount.

  Cory Matthews : Harley, you know, maybe we can avoid all this money and face-pounding if you felt personally involved in the project.

  Harvey 'Harley' Keiner : What are you saying?

  Cory Matthews : I'm saying I'd put you in the film. Picture it. Sex, starring Harley Keiner.

  Harvey 'Harley' Keiner : Okay, Baboon. Make me a star.