Boy Meets World (TV Series)
Wake Up, Little Cory (1994)
Danny McNulty: Harvey 'Harley' Keiner
Quotes
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Shawn Hunter : You're in this class?
Harvey 'Harley' Keiner : I'm in the movie.
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Harvey 'Harley' Keiner : Joey tells me you're shooting a documentary in my hallway. Did I say you could shoot a documentary in my hallway?
Cory Matthews : It's OK. It's for school.
Harvey 'Harley' Keiner : Yeah, yeah... school. But nevertheless, here I see you shooting without the proper permits.
Cory Matthews : Permits?
Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein : Yeah, I think what Harley's gonna need here is a location plus new equipment rental fee.
Cory Matthews : How much is that?
Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein : How much you got?
Cory Matthews : Three bucks.
Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein : Three bucks. But if you let Harley pound your face, maybe we could work out a discount.
Cory Matthews : Harley, you know, maybe we can avoid all this money and face-pounding if you felt personally involved in the project.
Harvey 'Harley' Keiner : What are you saying?
Cory Matthews : I'm saying I'd put you in the film. Picture it. Sex, starring Harley Keiner.
Harvey 'Harley' Keiner : Okay, Baboon. Make me a star.