Boy Meets World (TV Series)

You Can Go Home Again (1996)

Dick Van Patten: Amish Farmer

Quotes 

• Cory Matthews : Young friend, how far art thou traveling?

  Cory Matthews : Me?

  Amish Farmer : Yes, thee.

  Cory Matthews : Uh, well, I'm going to Philadelphia.

  Amish Farmer : Well, I'm going as far as... that farmhouse, there.

  Cory Matthews : That farmhouse there?

  Amish Farmer : Yes, that farmhouse, there.

  Cory Matthews : I see. Well, I'm going to Philadelphia.

  Amish Farmer : Well... I could take you as far as that farmhouse, there.

  Cory Matthews : And that's very nice of you, but maybe I'll just wait for some form of transportation that involves combustion.

  Amish Farmer : I understand, but if you change your mind, I'll be at that farmhouse, there.

  Cory Matthews : Yes, but see, if that's as far as you're going, then it does me no good.

  Amish Farmer : That is true, but my intent was just, and my heart is pure.

  Cory Matthews : [Stagecoach leaves]  Also does me no good.