- Cory Matthews: Young friend, how far art thou traveling?
- Cory Matthews: Me?
- Amish Farmer: Yes, thee.
- Cory Matthews: Uh, well, I'm going to Philadelphia.
- Amish Farmer: Well, I'm going as far as... that farmhouse, there.
- Cory Matthews: That farmhouse there?
- Amish Farmer: Yes, that farmhouse, there.
- Cory Matthews: I see. Well, I'm going to Philadelphia.
- Amish Farmer: Well... I could take you as far as that farmhouse, there.
- Cory Matthews: And that's very nice of you, but maybe I'll just wait for some form of transportation that involves combustion.
- Amish Farmer: I understand, but if you change your mind, I'll be at that farmhouse, there.
- Cory Matthews: Yes, but see, if that's as far as you're going, then it does me no good.
- Amish Farmer: That is true, but my intent was just, and my heart is pure.
- Cory Matthews: [Stagecoach leaves] Also does me no good.
- Cory Matthews: Eric, listen to me. We have to go home and here's why. I'm completely out of clean underwear.
- Eric Matthews: Yeah big deal. I ran out a week ago. I'm sitting free.
- Cory Matthews: Yes but you see I don't know if you noticed but I've also out of pants.
- Eric Matthews: [looks down] Ahhh!
- Cory Matthews: I wanna go home!
- Eric Matthews: I want you in pants!
- Eric Matthews: How is it that everything you see in this country reminds you of Topanga?
- Cory Matthews: You exaggerate Eric. I mean, I did not mention her once during our tour of the White House.
- Eric Matthews: Topanga's got a desk just like Chelsea's.
- Cory Matthews: Well I didn't say anything at the Kennedy Space Center.
- Eric Matthews: Topanga's favorite movie is Apollo 13.
- Cory Matthews: Mount Rushmore?
- Eric Matthews: Would you look at the lips on Teddy Roosevelt?