- Carol Brady: You know, honey, for a guy with his own television show, you're still a pretty fair architect.
- Mike Brady: Hey, thanks! I think it's kind of therapy for me, you know. Architects don't need Neilsen ratings to tell them who's watching their buildings.
- Cindy Brady: Aren't we making a movie?
- Carol Brady: I think we better get this television show on first.
- Bobby Brady: Really! If we don't hurry up, people are gonna turn us off and go to the movies!
- Rich Little: Who are all these kids?
- Carol Brady: Uh, these are our sons and daughters.
- Rich Little: Oh boy, you - you two have been busy, haven't you?