- Bobby Brady: [as Alice is packing] If you're going to miss us, why are you going?
- Alice Nelson: Because I have to.
- Cindy Brady: Who says?
- Greg Brady: Mom told you, dummy! She has to go to Seattle!
- Cindy Brady: Do you like Attle better than us?
- Alice Nelson: What?
- Cindy Brady: They said you were going to see Attle.
- Greg Brady: No! Seattle's a *place*. Like Mississippi.
- Cindy Brady: Mrs. who?
- [Greg rolls his eyes]