- Mike Brady: [surprises Carol by kissing her on the neck] Guess who?
- Carol Brady: Who cares? Do it again.
- [they laugh and kiss again]
- Carol Brady: Hi, honey. Where's the other half of Brady & Son?
- Mike Brady: [suspicious] You mean Greg isn't home, yet?
- Carol Brady: Was he supposed to be?
- Mike Brady: Yeah, an hour ago. He was going to deliver some designs and then come straight home.
- Carol Brady: Oh, he probably ran into an buddy or something.
- [they both look to see a dejected Greg walking in with a empty cylinder case]
- Greg Brady: Hi.
- Carol Brady: [worried] What's wrong, Greg?
- Mike Brady: You delivered the designs, didn't you?
- Greg Brady: Well, I got to the place you told me and they were gone.
- Mike Brady: [takes the cylinder away] Who was gone?
- Greg Brady: The designs.
- Mike Brady: Gone?
- Greg Brady: They must've fallen out some place, when I wasn't looking.
- Carol Brady: You didn't stop anywhere along on the way, did you, Greg?
- Greg Brady: No... I mean, only at the news stand.
- Mike Brady: [snatches a car magazine from under Greg's arm] To buy this? You didn't lose THIS though, did you?