- Carol Brady: We're so proud that you graduated with honors, Greg. Too bad your father was out of town and had to miss it.
- Carol Brady: [Cindy has bought two rabbits named Romeo and Juliet for breeding purposes] Cindy, I hope you understand that Romeo and Juliet are going to be your responsibility.
- Cindy Brady: Don't worry, Mom. I'll take really good care of 'em. I'll keep 'em right up in my room!
- Carol Brady: What about your two sisters?
- Cindy Brady: They can stay, too!
- Carol Brady: I was referring to the noise and the smell.
- Cindy Brady: Don't worry. The rabbits will get used to it.
- Carol Brady: I knew something like this was going to happen, Bobby!
- Greg Brady: Well, why didn't you tell ME?