Matthew Lawrence: Matt Roman

Quotes 

• Joe : What're you doing?

  Matt : Getting into bed.

  Joe : Yeah, this is my bed. There's a sleeping bag on the floor for you.

  Matt : The floor's drafty, Joe. If I get sick, I'll be of no help to you.

  Joe : You're no help to me now!

  Matt : My God... There is a bag... Of corn chips in your bed!

  Joe : I take that back, you are helping out.

• Matt : Feel me.

  Joe : What?

  Matt : Feel me, am I warm?

  Joe : Get lost!

• Matt : [about Andy]  Look at him, Mom, he's disgusting. He's always pulling things out of his nose, his ears. Wipin' it on his shirt. He's like a third base coach.

  [wipes his hands on a napkin] 

  Andy : That's my napkin.

  Matt : Excuse me, Mom, I have to go wash my hands.

  Andy : [picking up his napkin]  Hahah, I love doing that!