Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Band Candy (1998)

Anthony Head: Rupert Giles

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Quotes 

• Buffy Summers : So Ethan, what are we playing? We're pretty much in a talk-or-bleed situation. Your call.

  Rupert Giles : [teenage Giles]  Hit him.

  Ethan Rayne : I-I'd just like to point out that this wasn't my idea.

  Buffy Summers : Meaning?

  Ethan Rayne : Well, I'm subcontracting. It's Trick you want. I'm just helping him collect a tribute... for a demon.

  Rupert Giles : [teenage Giles]  Well, he's lying. G'on hit him!

  Buffy Summers : [to Giles]  I don't think he is, and shut up.

  Rupert Giles : [teenage Giles]  You're *my* Slayer. Go knock his teeth down his thro...

  Buffy Summers : Giles!

  [to Ethan] 

  Buffy Summers : What demon?

  Ethan Rayne : I don't remember.

  [Buffy punches Ethan] 

  Rupert Giles : [teenage Giles]  Yes!

• Rupert Giles : [teenage Giles to teenage Snyder]  You filthy little ponce. Are you afraid of a little demon?

• [first lines] 

  Rupert Giles : [reading]  "And on that tragic day, an era came to its inevitable end." That's all there is. Are you ready?

  Buffy Summers : Hit me.

  Rupert Giles : Which of the following best expresses the theme of the passage? "A": violence breeds violence, "B": all things must end, "C"...

  Buffy Summers : "B." I'm going with "B." We haven't had a "B" in forever.

  Rupert Giles : This is the SATs, Buffy, not connect-the-dots. Please pay attention. A low score could seriously harm your chances of getting into college.

  Buffy Summers : Gee, thanks. That takes the pressure right off.

• Rupert Giles : [teenage Giles]  Then let's do something. Let's find the demon and-and kick the crap out of it.

• [last lines] 

  Rupert Giles : I say, your car seems to have had an adventure, doesn't it?

  Joyce Summers : Uh, Buffy assures me that it happened battling evil so I'm letting her pay for it on the installment plan.

  Buffy Summers : Uh, hey, the way things were going, be glad that's the worst that happened. At least I got to the two of you before you actually *did* something.

  [leaves] 

  Joyce Summers : Right.

  Rupert Giles : Indeed.

  Joyce Summers : Y-Yes.