Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Blood Ties (2001)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

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• Xander Harris : We're goin' up against a god. An actual, mightier-than-thou god.

  Willow Rosenberg : Well, you know what they say: The bigger they are...

  Anya : The faster they stomp you into nothing.

• Buffy Summers : Look, if-if Glory knew that you guys knew where it was I... I-I just didn't want to put you in that kind of danger.

  Xander Harris : As opposed to the other kind we're always in?

• Anya : [to Dawn]  You make a very pretty little girl!

  Xander Harris : Anya, you wanna help me with that thing?

  Anya : [chuckles]  Xander needs help with his thing!

• Rupert Giles : All we have to worry about right now is that she's immortal, invulnerable, and insane.

  Xander Harris : A *crazy* hell-god? And the fun just keeps on leaving!

• Dawn Summers : They were talking about me, just like everybody is.

  Xander Harris : Again, not so much. In fact, none.

  Anya : We were talking about sex. I mean, you know us. Sometimes we like to pretend stuff.

  Joyce Summers : Um...

  Xander Harris : Anya.

  Anya : You know, like, say there's a fireman, or a shepherd...

  Buffy Summers : You know what? Let's not have this exchange of images right now.

• Xander Harris : [about Dawn]  You know, uh... she kinda has a crush on me.

  Rupert Giles : Your point being?

  Xander Harris : Well, nothing. No. Just saying, powerful being... big energy gal diggin' the Xan man. Some guys are just cooler, you know?