Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Doomed (2000)

Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers

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Quotes 

• Rupert Giles : It's the end of the world.

  Buffy Summers , Willow Rosenberg , Xander Harris : *Again*?

• Buffy Summers : [to Riley]  I thought a professional demon chaser like yourself would have figured it out by now... I'm the Slayer... Slay-er. Chosen One. She who hangs out a lot in cemeteries...? You're kidding. Ask around. Look it up: Slayer, comma the.

• Rupert Giles : It's, um, the earthquake, that symbol is, um...

  Buffy Summers : I told you. I-I said end of the world. And you're like, "Pooh-pooh, Southern California, pooh-pooh."

  Rupert Giles : I'm so very sorry. My contrition completely dwarfs the impending apocalypse.

  Willow Rosenberg : No. It-It-It can't be. We-We've done this already.

  Rupert Giles : It's the end of the world. Everyone dies. It's rather important, really.

  Willow Rosenberg : So what do we do?

  Buffy Summers : I stop it.

• Buffy Summers : I wonder where I've seen this before. Where else? The place I spend most of my waking hours memorizing stuff off the sides of mausoleums... Big, freaky, cereal boxes of death.

• Willow Rosenberg : Well, Porter Dorm is completely blacked out... so, naturally they're dealing with the crisis the only way they know how: "Aftershock Party".

  Buffy Summers : Ah, this from the dorm that brought us the "Somebody Sneezed Party" and the "Day That Ends In 'Y' Party."

• Buffy Summers : Be careful, you guys. Place doesn't look too stable.

  Spike : Fine by me. I hope we all go under.

  Buffy Summers : Why is he even here? It's not like he can fight.

  Willow Rosenberg : If we leave him alone, he'll stake himself.

  Buffy Summers : And that's bad because...? Fine. Whatever.

• Rupert Giles : [reads]  "Slick like gall, and gird in moonlight, father of portents and brother to blight..."

  Buffy Summers : [takes over reading]  "... Limbs with talons, eyes like knives. Bane to the blameless, theif of lives."

• Riley Finn : I don't know what's happened in your past.

  Buffy Summers : Pain... death... apocalypse... None of it fun.

• Riley Finn : It's just... This thing, this you-and-me thing... it's stupid.

  Buffy Summers : I know. Which is why we can't do it... the you-and-me thing.

  Riley Finn : No. I mean, you're stupid... I mean... I don't mean that. No. I think maybe I do.

  Buffy Summers : Wow. With sweet talk like that you'll definitely melt my reservations.

• Riley Finn : Well, hey! Willow. And Xander, right? Jeez, what are the chances, huh? Yeah, I was just passing by and I thought I heard people inside.

  Willow Rosenberg : You were just passing by in you G.I. Joe outfit?

  Buffy Summers : No offense, but you do look wicked conspicuous.

• [first lines] 

  Riley Finn : I guess we have to talk.

  Buffy Summers : I guess we do.

  [long pause waiting for the other to start] 

  Buffy Summers : Somebody should speak before one of us graduates.

• Willow Rosenberg : Buffy... Over here.

  Buffy Summers : Wow. I wasn't sure where the party was, and then I saw the flashing lights and the ambulance and I was like, "Right, of course. Death, carnage... It's a Buffy party."