Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Gone (2002)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

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Quotes 

• [Xander walks in on Spike and invisible Buffy] 

  Xander Harris : Spike...? What are you doing?

  Xander Harris : What am I... What does it look like I'm doing, you nit? I'm exercising, aren't I?

  [starts doing push-ups] 

  Xander Harris : Exercising... naked... in bed?

  Spike : A man shouldn't use immortality as an excuse to let himself go. You gotta keep fit for killing.

  Xander Harris : Yeah-huh.

• [Buffy is invisible] 

  Xander Harris : Uh, sorry! Her clothes are, uh, invisible... too. Buffy, how did this hap... Wait a sec. Have you been feeling ignored lately?

  Buffy Summers : Yeah, ignored. I wish. No, this isn't a Marcie deal. I don't know what happened. I left Main Street after getting my hair cut and was...

  Anya : You cut your hair?

  Buffy Summers : Oh, yeah!

  Anya : Really? How short?

  Buffy Summers : Um, about up to here. Well-Well, if you could see my hand, it's kind of above my shoulders.

  Anya : Ahh, that sounds so adorable. I was thinking about getting my hair cut before the wedding.

  Xander Harris : Can we get back to freaking out about no-show Buffy? This is serious.

• Xander Harris : So, what have we found out so far?

  Willow Rosenberg : Take a look at that. Something sped outta here pretty damn quick to-to make that kind of tread mark.

  Xander Harris : Those could have been made anytime.

  Willow Rosenberg : Yeah, but this wasn't.

  [Willow gives Xander a little bottle] 

  Xander Harris : What is it?

  Willow Rosenberg : Paint that I scraped off the fire hydrant.

  Xander Harris : What fire hydrant?

  [clashes his foot at something solid] 

  Xander Harris : Ow!

  Willow Rosenberg : That one.

• Xander Harris : Hey, Buffy... Where... Where are you?

  Buffy Summers : At table four, apparently.

  Anya : Well, that remains to be seen, like you.

  Buffy Summers : Don't strain yourself looking, Xander. I'm Invisible Girl.

• Xander Harris : Good Godfrey Cambridge, Spike! You still trying to mack on Buffy? Wake up already. Never gonna happen. Only a complete loser would *ever* hook up with you. Well, unless she's a simpleton like Harmony or a, or a nut sack like Druscilla.