Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Gone (2002)

James Marsters: Spike

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Quotes 

• Spike : Uh, hey, Buffy's a great mom. She takes good care of her little sis Like, um, when Dawn was hanging out too much in my crypt, Buffy put a right stop to it.

  Doris Kroger : I'm sorry, did you say...

  Buffy Summers : Crib. Crib.

  [laughs] 

  Buffy Summers : He said crib. You know kids today and their buggin' street slang.

• [Xander walks in on Spike and invisible Buffy] 

  Xander Harris : Spike...? What are you doing?

  Xander Harris : What am I... What does it look like I'm doing, you nit? I'm exercising, aren't I?

  [starts doing push-ups] 

  Xander Harris : Exercising... naked... in bed?

  Spike : A man shouldn't use immortality as an excuse to let himself go. You gotta keep fit for killing.

  Xander Harris : Yeah-huh.

• [to Buffy, who is threatening him with a kitchen implement] 

  Spike : Uh, uh, uh, uh! This flapjack's not ready to be flipped.

• Buffy Summers : Lame.

  Spike : What?

  Buffy Summers : You. Making up excuses.

  Spike : Don't flatter yourself, love. Bloody fond of that lighter.

  Buffy Summers : Stop trying to see me and stop calling me that.

  Spike : So, um, what should I call you then? Pet? Sweetheart? My, uh, little Goldilocks? You know I love this hair, the way it bounces when...

  [Buffy tries to hit him with a spatula] 

  Spike : Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh! This flapjack's not ready to be flipped.