Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Graduation Day: Part 2 (1999)
Charisma Carpenter: Cordelia Chase
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Quotes
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Cordelia Chase : I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Oz : We attack the mayor with hummus.
Cordelia Chase : I stand corrected.
Oz : Just keeping things in perspective.
Cordelia Chase : Thank you.
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Cordelia Chase : I demand an explanation.
Xander Harris : For what?
Cordelia Chase : Wesley.
Xander Harris : Uh... inbreeding?
Cordelia Chase : So very funny. Any minute I am sure to laugh.
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Oz : Well, Angel, you hung with him the most. Was there something that he's afraid of?
Angel : Well, he's not crazy about germs.
Cordelia Chase : Of course. That's it! We'll attack him with germs!
Buffy Summers : Great! We'll get him cornered, and then you can sneeze on him.
Cordelia Chase : No! No, we'll get a container of Ebola virus and, and, uh- or it doesn't even have to be real. We could just get a box that says "Ebola" on it and, um, chase him.
[long pause]
Cordelia Chase : With the box.
Xander Harris : I'm starting to lean towards the hummus offensive.
Oz : He'll never see it comin'.
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Rupert Giles : Buffy's quit the Council... She'll not be working with Wesley from now on.
Cordelia Chase : But he's her Watcher.
Rupert Giles : Buffy no longer needs a Watcher. She'll not be working with Wesley from now on.
Cordelia Chase : But he is her Watcher.
Xander Harris : Buffy no longer needs a Watcher.
Cordelia Chase : Well, does he have to leave the country? I mean, you got fired, and you still hang around like a big loser. Why can't he?
Xander Harris : Cordelia! We're trying to stop a massacre here. Wanna give us a hand?
Cordelia Chase : Sure... This is just *such* a Buffy thing to do. She's always thinking of herself.
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Cordelia Chase : Well, that was the most fun you can have without having any fun.