Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Graduation Day: Part 2 (1999)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

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• Xander Harris : Here's your coffee. Brewed from the finest Colombian lighter fluid.

  Rupert Giles : Thank you.

  [takes a sip] 

  Rupert Giles : Horrible.

  [takes another sip] 

  Xander Harris : Aren't you supposed to be drinking tea, anyway?

  Rupert Giles : Tea is soothing. I wish to be tense.

  Xander Harris : Okay, but you're destroying a perfectly good cultural stereotype here.

• Cordelia Chase : I demand an explanation.

  Xander Harris : For what?

  Cordelia Chase : Wesley.

  Xander Harris : Uh... inbreeding?

  Cordelia Chase : So very funny. Any minute I am sure to laugh.

• Buffy Summers : You and Xander are gonna have to work together now. Can you guys handle that?

  Xander Harris : I'm still Key Guy, right?

  Buffy Summers : Right.

  Xander Harris : Great. Then Angel, in his non-Key-Guy capacity, can work with me.

  Angel : What fun.

  Xander Harris : Hey, Key Guy's still talkin'.

• Oz : Well, Angel, you hung with him the most. Was there something that he's afraid of?

  Angel : Well, he's not crazy about germs.

  Cordelia Chase : Of course. That's it! We'll attack him with germs!

  Buffy Summers : Great! We'll get him cornered, and then you can sneeze on him.

  Cordelia Chase : No! No, we'll get a container of Ebola virus and, and, uh- or it doesn't even have to be real. We could just get a box that says "Ebola" on it and, um, chase him.

  [long pause] 

  Cordelia Chase : With the box.

  Xander Harris : I'm starting to lean towards the hummus offensive.

  Oz : He'll never see it comin'.

• Rupert Giles : Buffy's quit the Council... She'll not be working with Wesley from now on.

  Cordelia Chase : But he's her Watcher.

  Rupert Giles : Buffy no longer needs a Watcher. She'll not be working with Wesley from now on.

  Cordelia Chase : But he is her Watcher.

  Xander Harris : Buffy no longer needs a Watcher.

  Cordelia Chase : Well, does he have to leave the country? I mean, you got fired, and you still hang around like a big loser. Why can't he?

  Xander Harris : Cordelia! We're trying to stop a massacre here. Wanna give us a hand?

  Cordelia Chase : Sure... This is just *such* a Buffy thing to do. She's always thinking of herself.

• Xander Harris : [to Angel]  Well, it's just good to know that when the chips are down and things look grim, you'll feed off the girl who loves you to save your own ass.

• Buffy Summers : I'm gonna need every single one of you on board, especially you, Xander. You're sort of the key figure here.

  Xander Harris : Key...? Me...? Okay, pride, humility... and here's the mind-numbing fear... What do I have to do?