Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Living Conditions (1999)

Seth Green: Oz

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• Buffy Summers : So then, Kathy's like, "It's share time," and I'm like, "Oh, yeah? Share this."

  [she punches the air a few times] 

  Oz : So either you hit her, or you did your wacky mime routine for her.

  Buffy Summers : Well, I didn't do either, actually... but she deserved it, don't you think?

  Oz : Nobody deserves mime, Buffy.

• Buffy Summers : Cool. You guys can do the brain thing... I'm gonna go to class.

  Oz : Which could also be construed as the brain thing.

  Buffy Summers : Not when you're minoring in "Napping 101."

• [about her roommate] 

  Buffy Summers : Ooh! She's even affecting my work, now. She's the Titanic. She's a crawling black *cancer*!

  [kicks and breaks a bench] 

  Buffy Summers : She's... other really bad things!

  Oz : On the plus side, you killed the bench which was lookin' shifty.

• Buffy Summers : I can't believe this. After all that we've been through together, and you guys won't believe me when I tell you that Kathy is *bad*.

  Xander Harris : We want to, Buff. It's just...

  Oz : Shh. Don't engage.

• Buffy Summers : So then, after the scorpion, the demon opened my mouth and sucked some kind of weird light out of me. A-And the worst part? I wake up and there's Kathy staring at me like I'm some kind of freak.

  Oz : Well, actually, the worst part? I'd have to go with the demon pouring the blood down your throat.

  Willow Rosenberg : Me too. I would vote for that, too.