- Spike: Oh, balls! You didn't say he was a Glarghk Guhl Kashmas'nik.
- Xander Harris: 'Cause I can't say Glarba-
- [the demon attacks]
- Joyce Summers: I know you're afraid. I know the world feels like a hard place sometimes, but you've got people who love you. Your dad and I, we have all the faith in the world in you. We'll always be with you. You have got a world of strength in your heart. I know you do. You just have to find it again. Believe in yourself.
- Doctor: The magical key. Buffy inserted Dawn into her delusion, actually rewriting the entire history of it to accommodate a need for a familial bond.
- [to Buffy]
- Doctor: Buffy, but that created inconsistencies, didn't it? Your sister, your friends, all of those people you created in Sunnydale, they aren't as comforting as they once were, are they? They're coming apart.
- Joyce Summers: Buffy, listen to what the doctor's saying. It's important.
- Doctor: Buffy, you used to create these grand villains to battle against. And now what is it? Just ordinary students you went to high school with. No gods or monsters. Just three pathetic little men... who like playing with toys.
- Warren Meers: [looking at vault schematics] Ah. There's the vault.
- Andrew Wells: I still say we're gonna need eight other guys to pull this off.
- Warren Meers: I never should have let you see that movie.
- Xander Harris: I don't know how stuff got so mixed up... I blew it.
- Buffy Summers: No! Well, maybe it wasn't the best time to break up with her, but...
- Xander Harris: No. It wasn't about breaking up. I love her, and God, I miss her so much.
- Willow Rosenberg: So you left her at the altar, but you still wanna...
- Buffy Summers: You still wanna date?
- Xander Harris: I guess. I know that I'm a better person with her in my life. But things got so complicated with the wedding, and with my family, and with her demons, and what if it all goes to Hell, and-and forever? But then I left. And ever since... I've had this painful hole inside. And I'm the idiot that dug it out... I screwed up real bad.
- Buffy Summers: Hey, we all screw up.
- Willow Rosenberg: Buffy? Wake up.
- [Willow is holding a mug]
- Willow Rosenberg: Got yummy antidote goodness for you.
- Buffy Summers: What happened?
- Willow Rosenberg: It took a little longer than I'd hoped. No magic and all. Went boom twice, but then I got it. Just... when it's cool, drink it all down, and... everything should go back to normal.
- [about being stuck in the basement]
- Jonathan Levinson: I mean, I'm going Jack Torrance in here, ya know? Stuck in this basement for weeks. We rented the whole house. Can't we at least sleep upstairs?
- Andrew Wells: We-We're on the lam. We have to lay low. Underground.
- Jonathan Levinson: That's figurative, doofus. Did you even read Legion of Doom?
- Warren Meers: Okay, enough!
- [to Jonathon]
- Warren Meers: Midgetor, get back to the monitors.
- Dawn Summers: Buffy, stop it! I'll be good. I promise. You're not thinking.
- [Buffy duct tapes Dawn's mouth shut, gagging her]
- [first lines]
- [Warren squirts a sleeping Jonathan with a water gun]
- Andrew Wells: [laughing] Oh, man. Your face is priceless.
- Jonathan Levinson: Yeah, real funny.
- Warren Meers: And it serves you right for taking Z's on the lookout again.
- Xander Harris: Aw, come on, that's ridiculous. What, you think this isn't real just because of all the vampires and demons and ex-vengeance demons and the sister that used to be a big ball of universe-destroying energy?