Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Reptile Boy (1997)

Charisma Carpenter: Cordelia Chase

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• Xander Harris : So, Cor, you're datin' college guys, now?

  Cordelia Chase : Well, not that it's any of your business, but I happen to be dating a Delta Zeta Kappa.

  Xander Harris : Oh, an extra-terrestrial. So that's how you get a date after you exhausted all the human guys.

• Cordelia Chase : You know what's so cool about college? The diversity. You've got all the rich people and... all of the other people.

• Cordelia Chase : Come on, Richard and his fraternity brother wanna meet you.

  Buffy Summers : Well, I don't really wanna meet any fraternity boys.

  Cordelia Chase : And if there was a God, don't you think he'd keep it that way?

• Cordelia Chase : [fashion advice to Buffy]  Makeup, makeup... Well, give it your best shot, and keep to the shadows.

  [fake enthusiasm:] 

  Cordelia Chase : We're gonna have a blast!

• Tom Warner : [to Machida]  We come before you with fresh offerings.

  Cordelia Chase : Offerings? He's talking about us?

  Callie Anderson : Do you see anyone else chained up in here?