Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Smashed (2001)

Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers

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Quotes 

• Buffy Summers : Oh, Tara, hey... Amy?

  Amy Madison : The whole school? By a giant snake thing? Okay, still adjusting. Hi Buffy.

  Buffy Summers : Hi. How've ya been?

  Amy Madison : Rat. You?

  Buffy Summers : Dead.

  Amy Madison : Oh.

• Spike : [chuckles]  Oh, poor little lost girl... She doesn't fit in anywhere. She's got no one to love.

  Buffy Summers : Me? I'm lost? Look at you, you idiot. Poor Spikey. Can't be a human, can't be a vampire. Where the hell do you fit in? Your job is to kill the Slayer, but all you can do is follow me around making moon eyes.

  Spike : I'm in love with you.

  Buffy Summers : You're in love with pain. Admit it. You like me because you enjoy getting beat down. So really, who's screwed up?

  Spike : Hello. Vampire. I'm supposed to be treading on the dark side. What's your excuse?

• Spike : You're a tease, you know that, Slayer? Get a fella's motor revin', let the tension marinate a couple of days, then *bam*, crown yourself the ice queen.

  Buffy Summers : You need a few more metaphors for that little mix?

• Buffy : [answers phone]  Hello, Magic Box.

  Spike : [deep voice]  Slayer.

  Buffy : Spike?

  Spike : [deep voice]  Meet me at the cemetery. Twenty minutes. Come alone.

  Buffy : Spike?

  Spike : [mutters under breath]  Bloody hell.

  [normal voice] 

  Spike : Yes, it's me.

  Buffy : You're calling me on the phone?

  Spike : Just be there.

  Buffy : Why? Are you helping again?

  [loud enough for Xander and Anya to hear] 

  Buffy : You have a lead on this frost monster thingy?

  Spike : Something like that, yeah. Thought you might be up for a little grunt work.

  Buffy : What?

  [whispering] 

  Buffy : No, no grunting.

  Spike : [pause]  I was talking shop, love, but if you've got other ideas. You. Me. Cozy little tomb with a view.

  [Buffy hangs up quickly] 

• Spike : Yeah. You'd think if the government was gonna put a chip in my head, they'd at least make it so that I could attack criminals and that sort.

  Buffy Summers : Yes, because muggers deserve to be eaten. You just have to get your rocks off fightin' demons.

  Spike : There are other ways.

  Buffy Summers : And to that, an extreme "See you later."

• Spike : Oh, so you wanna jump right to the kissing, then, eh?

  Buffy Summers : I am not kissing you, Spike. Once was...

  Spike : Twice.

• [last lines] 

  Spike : I wasn't planning on hurting you... much.

  Buffy Summers : You haven't even come close to hurting me.

  Spike : Afraid to give me the chance...? You afraid I'm gonna...

  [Buffy kisses Spike] 

• [first lines] 

  [a couple in an alley threatened by a gang] 

  Man : I'm sure we can work something out.

  Woman : A deal of some sort. Anything you want.

  Buffy Summers : [off-screen]  I always wanted a pony. Oh.

  [they turn to look at her] 

  Buffy Summers : You weren't really speaking to me, were you? My bad. Well, as long as I'm here...

• Amy Madison : It's crazy, all the things that have happened since I went away.

  Buffy Summers : No kidding.

  Amy Madison : Snyder got eaten by a snake, the high school got destroyed.

  Buffy Summers : Oh, Gatorade has a new flavor. Blue.

  Amy Madison : See? Head spinning.

• [Spike attacks a group that Buffy is fighting] 

  Buffy Summers : What the hell are you doing?

  Spike : I thought they were demons.

  Buffy Summers : Way to go with the keen observy-ness, Jessica Fletcher.

• Spike : Remind me not to help you.

  Buffy Summers : *More* often?

• [Amy recently changed back from a rat] 

  Amy Madison : Do you have any cookies?

  Buffy Summers : Uh, yeah. Wh-What kind?

  Buffy Summers : Any kind. Not cheese.

• [Buffy runs into Spike on the street] 

  Buffy Summers : Great.

  Spike : Well, well, well, look who decided to show up.

  Buffy Summers : What are you doing here, Spike?

  Spike : Well, you know a man was frozen alive in there. A little compassion, love. Uh, you know, as long as we're both here, you might as well tag along. I mean, as a team we could...

  Buffy Summers : Yeah, that never really ends well, does it?

  Spike : It did the other night.

  Buffy Summers : You really seem awfully fixated on a couple of kisses, Spike.

  Spike : And you seem awfully quick to forget about 'em.

  Buffy Summers : Look. I'm sorry, okay? I'm-I'm sorry if you thought that it meant more.

  Spike : But?

  Buffy Summers : But when I kissed you, you know I was thinking about Giles, right?

  Spike : You know, I always wondered about you two.

  Buffy Summers : What? Oh, gross, Spike! He left. I was depressed ergo, vulnerability and bad kissing decisions. Okay, but that's all that it was. You have to let it go.