Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Ted (1997)
John Ritter: Ted Buchanan
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Quotes
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Ted Buchanan : So, Buffy, I bet the boys are lined up around the block tryin' to get a date with you.
Buffy Summers : Not really.
Willow Rosenberg : Oh, they are, but she's only interested in...
[Buffy elbows her]
Willow Rosenberg : Uh, her studies! Book-cracker Buffy. It's kind of her nickname.
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Buffy Summers : You died.
Ted Buchanan : That's right, little lady. You killed me. Do we have something to say about that? Are we sorry?
Buffy Summers : What are you?
Ted Buchanan : I'm a salesman. That's what you should have remembered. No matter how you put him down...
[throws Buffy across the room]
Ted Buchanan : ... A good salesman always bounces back.
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Buffy Summers : That's mine, and you are *not* leaving this room with it.
Ted Buchanan : Take your hand off me.
Buffy Summers : No.
[Ted hits Buffy]
Buffy Summers : I was so hoping you'd do that.
[Buffy hits Ted back]
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[repeated line]
Ted Buchanan : Beg to differ.