Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
The Wish (1998)
Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris
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Quotes
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Xander Harris : But you know what really bugs me? Okay, we kissed. It was a mistake. But I know that was positively the last time we were *ever* gonna kiss.
Willow Rosenberg : Darn tootin'.
Xander Harris : And they burst in rescuing us, without even *knocking*? I mean, this is really all their fault.
Buffy Summers : Your logic does *not* resemble our Earth logic.
Xander Harris : Mine is much more advanced.
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Vamp Xander : Weird thing. Girl kept talking about Buffy. "Gotta get Buffy here." Isn't that what they called the Slayer?
Vamp Willow : Hmm. Buffy. Ooh. Scary.
Vamp Xander : Someone has to talk to her people. That name is striking fear in nobody's hearts.
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[Vamp Willow about to torture an imprisoned Angel]
Vamp Willow : Don't you want to?
Vamp Xander : No, thanks, baby. I just wanna' watch you go.
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Vamp Xander : So you're a Watcher, huh...? Watch this.
[bites Cordelia]
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Xander Harris : I cannot stress enough how much I don't have plans.
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Xander Harris : Excuse me. I need to be both giving and receiving of mirth. Is it too much to ask for a little backup?
Buffy Summers : I'm here for you Xand. I'm Support-O-Gal.
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Cordelia Chase : What is this, some kind of sick joke? Harmony told me you were dead.
Vamp Xander : Now, why would she say something like that? Let's think.
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Vamp Xander : [to a vampire] Slap my hand, dead soul man.
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Vamp Xander : We really are livin' in a golden age.