Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Two to Go (2002)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

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• Jonathan Levinson : I still can't believe that was Willow. I mean, I've known her almost as long as you guys. Willow was, you know... she packed her own lunches and wore floods and was always... just Willow.

  [the car gets hit] 

  Jonathan Levinson : Geez it!

  Andrew Wells : What was that?

  Xander Harris : Just Willow.

• Xander : Boys, if you don't knock it off, I will pull this car over and you can just walk to your painful deaths from here.

• [first lines] 

  Xander Harris : I think I'm gonna be sick.

  Anya : Again?

  Buffy Summers : Xander, we don't have time.

  Xander Harris : I know. it's just... what happened back there... the sounds of it... the smell.

  Buffy Summers : I know.

  Xander Harris : Willow did that.

  Buffy Summers : That's why we have to keep moving. You heard what she said, "One down."

  Anya : She was talking about two to go, right? Jonathan and... what's-his-face, the other guy.

  Buffy Summers : Andrew. They're just sitting at County Jail without a clue Willow's coming.

  Xander Harris : You don't think she's gonna kill them, too? She wouldn't. It doesn't make sense.

  Buffy Summers : Willow's got an addictive personality. She just tasted blood. And she could be there already.

  Anya : No, she couldn't. A witch at her level... she can only go airborne. It's the thing. More flashy, impresses the locals, but it does take longer.

  Xander Harris : Longer then what?

  Anya : Teleporting.

  [in an instant, Anya disappears] 

  Xander Harris : Right. Vengeance demon. Well, at least she'll get there first.

  Buffy Summers : I'm counting the ways that can go wrong.

• Anya : I care if you live or die, Xander. I'm just not sure which one I want.

  Xander Harris : Again with the comfort. Look, we both know things might get ugly at, uh, Wiccapalooza, and if it gets really bad...

  Anya : Let me guess, you'll propose?

  Xander Harris : I need to know if you're gonna turn on me, use this little shindig as an excuse for some sweet revenge.

  Anya : There is nothing in this world that would give me greater or more lasting satisfaction than to reap bloody vengeance upon you, Xander Harris. But I can't. Not officially, not magically. So, smile, it's your lucky day. You got away with it. I can't hurt you.

  Xander Harris : Right, 'cause you varnishing the table with Spike, how could that possibly have hurt? It may have chaffed...

  Anya : That wasn't vengeance... It was solace.

• Xander Harris : Anya can handle herself.

  Buffy Summers : Against Willow? Tonight? Don't be too sure.

  Xander Harris : Well, she should be coming down at some point, shouldn't she? I mean, back there, she was out of her head, running on grief and magics.

  Buffy Summers : Doesn't matter, Willow just killed someone. Killing people changes you. Believe me, I know.

  Xander Harris : Warren was a cold-blooded killer of women just warming up. You ask me, the bastard had it coming to him.

  Buffy Summers : Maybe. Andrew and Jonathan don't.

• Xander Harris : Hey, now, play nice fellas, or you'll break our concentration.

  Anya : Which means, no protection spell.

  Xander Harris : And Willow will make you two *boneless* chickens skinless, too.

  Andrew Wells : And then what? Think your little witch buddy's gonna stop with us? You saw her. She's a truck-driving, magic mama, and we've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers. And not one of you bunch has the midi-chlorians to stop her.

  Xander Harris : You've never had any tiny bit of sex, have you?