Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Wrecked (2001)

Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers

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Quotes 

• Buffy Summers : Last night... was the most perverse, degrading experience of my life.

  Spike : [smiles fondly]  Yeah. Me too.

• [last lines] 

  Willow Rosenberg : Magic wasn't all great. I won't miss the nosebleeds and the headaches and stuff.

  Buffy Summers : There you go.

  Willow Rosenberg : Or keeping stinky yak cheese in my bra. Don't ask.

  Buffy Summers : Now I don't have to.

  Willow Rosenberg : 'Cause it's over.

  Buffy Summers : Exactly... It's over.

• Buffy Summers : You could have killed her! You almost did!

  Willow Rosenberg : [crying]  I know. I know... I can't stop, Buffy. I've tried, and I can't.

  Buffy Summers : You can.

  Willow Rosenberg : I can't! I can't. I jus- God! I need help. Please. Please, help me. Please. Help me. Please.

• Buffy Summers : Wil, there's nothing wrong with you. You don't need magic to be special.

  Willow Rosenberg : Don't I? I mean, Buffy, who was I? Just... some girl. Tara didn't even know that girl.

• [Buffy throws a large candle on a sleeping Spike, waking him] 

  Buffy Summers : God, do you sleep through anything? I was like, yelling and nothing.

  Spike : I'm a bit knackered. Had a long night. Someone should teach you how to use candles in foreplay, love.

  [Buffy throws Spike his clothes] 

  Buffy Summers : Get dressed. Dawn's missing.

  Spike : Again? Ever think about a Lojack for the girl? What's the story?

  Buffy Summers : She went out with Willow.

  Spike : Willow? That's kind of a sorry excuse to come by. You want "the touch," all you need to do is...

  Buffy Summers : Spike. Willow's into something. Okay, her and Dawn have been missing for hours. There's some guy named Rack.

  Spike : Rack?

  Buffy Summers : Yeah, he's some sort of...

  Spike : I know who he is. He deals in magic. Black stuff. Dangerous.

  Buffy Summers : I've been all over downtown, and I can't find his place.

  Spike : Because he cloaks it. You can't feel it unless you're into the big bad. A witch or a vampire.

  Buffy Summers : So let's go.

  [Spike gets out of bed and stands up in the nude and Buffy looks away] 

  Spike : [sighs]  Oh, that's right. Hide your blushing eyes.

• Buffy Summers : When... When did the building fall down?

• [Buffy catches Amy in Willow's bedroom stealing and shoves her up against the door] 

  Buffy Summers : What's going on?

  Amy Madison : Uh-oh. Busted.

  [Gasps] 

  Buffy Summers : Where's Willow?

  Amy Madison : She said--She said I could--Wait.

  Buffy Summers : [Looking through the contents and finds a leafy substance]  What is this?

  Amy Madison : It's not what you think it is. It's sage.

  Buffy Summers : That is what I think it is.

• [Buffy's getting dressed after having had sex with Spike] 

  Buffy Summers : Shoe. I need my shoe.

  Spike : What's the hurry, love?

  Buffy Summers : The hurry is I left Dawn all night. And don't call me love.

  Spike : You didn't seem to take issue with that last night. Or with any of the other little nasties we whispered.

  Buffy Summers : Can we not talk?

  Spike : I just don't see why you have to run off so quick. I thought we could...

  Buffy Summers : Not gonna happen! Last night was the end of this freak show.

  [Spike pulls Buffy down to the floor with him and she grunts] 

  Spike : Don't say that!

  Buffy Summers : What did you think was gonna happen? What? We're gonna read the newspaper together? Play footsie under the rubble?

  Spike : Not exactly what I had in mind.

  Buffy Summers : [sighs]  Stop!

  Spike : Make me.

  Buffy Summers : No! Ow!

  [They begin kissing passionately] 

  Buffy Summers : No! No! I-I have to...

  Spike : Stay. I'm stuck here. Sun's out.

  [They start kissing again and making out] 

  Spike : I knew. I knew the only thing better than killing a Slayer would be f...

  [Buffy angrily pushes him off her and stands up] 

  Spike : What?

  Buffy Summers : That's what this is about? Doing a Slayer?

  Spike : [chuckling]  I wouldn't throw stones, pet. You seem to be quite the groupie yourself.

  Buffy Summers : Shut up.

  Spike : I'm just saying vampires get you hot.

  Buffy Summers : A vampire got me hot. One! But he's gone. You're just--You're just convenient.

  Spike : So, what now? You go back to treating me like dirt until the next time you got an itch you can't scratch? Well, forget it! Last night changed things. I'm done being your whipping boy.

  Buffy Summers : Nothing's changed. It was a mistake.

  Spike : Bollocks! It was a bloody revelation. You can act as high and mighty as you like, but I know where you live now, Slayer. I've tasted it.

  Buffy Summers : Get a grip. Like you're God's gift.

  Spike : [chuckling]  Hardly. It wouldn't be nearly as interesting, would it?

  [Buffy tries to leave but Spike stops her] 

  Buffy Summers : No! Let me go!

  Spike : I may be dirt, but you're the one who likes to roll in it, Slayer. You never had it so good as me. Never.

  Buffy Summers : Oh, you're bent!

  Spike : Yeah. But it made you scream, didn't it?

  Buffy Summers : I swear to God, if you tell anyone about last night I will kill you.

  Spike : [Holding out Buffy's underwear]  Right. You, uh, gonna want these too.

  [Buffy hits Spike]