- Officer Jon Baker: Listen, uh, you must have transferred from a real gung ho station?
- Brent Delaney: [Condescendingly] No, no station. This is my first assignment. I was graduated fom motor school last Friday.
- Officer Francis Llewellyn 'Ponch' Poncherello: [to Jon as Delaney strides away] Is he pulling our leg? Two days out of motor school?
- Officer Jon Baker: Yeah. He passed motorcycles, but failed public relations.