- [after finding traces of semen on Bud Simmons' cat costume]
- Catherine Willows: Okay, well, I've heard of some guys getting off in some weird ways, but humping an animal suit? Whatever happened to normal sex?
- Gil Grissom: What is normal sex?
- Catherine Willows: So you think it's natural for a grown human to only be intimate with a talking animal?
- Gil Grissom: Well, Freud said that the only unusual sexual behavior was to have none at all. And after that, it was only a matter of opportunity and preference. And evidently, some people prefer the feel of fur to the texture of human skin.
- Catherine Willows: Well, I like hairy chests, but I'm not about to bop a six-foot weasel.
- Security guard: Look, if my boss finds out I'm leaving every night to get my burger, I'm toast.
- Detective Vega: You keep lying to us, you're gonna be toast in a jumpsuit.
- [a suspect is at a convention for people who dress as animals]
- Captain Jim Brass: What do we do... put out an A.P.B. on Tom and Jerry?
- [the CSIs are looking for suspects at a Plushies and Furries party]
- Polar Bear: Password?
- Catherine Willows: E-I-E-I-O?
- Gil Grissom: Whoa, this is incredibly detailed. Eyelashes, nostrils...
- Catherine Willows: Oh yeah, that's what you see out of. I once dated the Detroit Lions Mascot. Off season. Dutch was his name.
- Gil Grissom: The breadth of your social experience never ceases to impress me.
- [Three "furs" are taken to the CSI team]
- Bud Simmons: Hello, this is racial profiling?
- C.S.I. Night Shift Assistant Supervisor Catherine Willows: Huh, we're gonna need samples of your... fur.
- C.S.I. Night Shift Supervisor Dr. Gil Grissom: We'll also need to talk to you without your masks on.
- [Two furs take their mask of]
- Bud Simmons: I don't.
- C.S.I. Night Shift Assistant Supervisor Catherine Willows: You have a problem with that?
- Bud Simmons: You wouldn't ask a human lady to take her make-up off. If you want to talk to me, this is the "me" you're gonna talk to.